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Also, Can someone book club with me and read the Fifty Shades trilogy?
I am legitimately anxious about sleeping
Last night I had the first nightmare that ever woke me up. It was about a crazy woman trying to kidnap my cats. I can’t even have another round of that. I can’t handle it.
Favorite:Dean Winchester lines: Season 6
I feel like this should be a show that I watch
via dracomalfoyisapimpI don’t fuck with Pepto-Bismol
Real thugs chug This straight from the bottle
IF YOU UNDERSTAND MY ABBA FEELS I NEED YOU TO COME AND MARRY ME RIGHT NOW
DID SOMEONE SAY ABBA?
I will witness a Eurovision in person one day
And cry because there will NEVER be another ABBA
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via hjbaltimorethis confirms my theory that cats are a liquid.
Oh god. Skinny Perez Hilton is the worst. And if I was Perez Hilton, I’d probably be crying all the time because NOBODY LIKES YOU PEREZ HILTON. THEY ONLY USE YOU FOR YOUR GOSSIP.
SHUT UP AND LET ME FUCKING LOVE YOU SETH JESUS YES THOSE ARE THE EXACT FUCKING WORDS HE LOOKS TERRIBLE SKINNY HE SHOULD BE FUCKING BAWLING HIS EYES OUT
YES. YES. MY REACTION TO THIS IS ARIEL’S MERMAID SONG WHERE SHE’S ALL LIKE “AAAHHAHHAAAHHHH AAAHHAAHHAAAHH” I REALLY HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE THAT WILL MEAN WE ARE SOUL MATES
I AM FUCKING OFFENDED THE LITTLE MERMAID IS MY LIFE BUT YES I KNOW THE SONG NOW COME HERE LET ME LOVE YOU DOWN
BE RIGHT THERE. LET ME JUST RIDE MY DRAGONAIR TO THE CONCRETE JUNGLE WET DREAM TOMATO
people who look like they’re constantly crying creep me out
like their face is just scrunched up like someone crying and you know what i mean dammit
No that is BLASPHEMY SETH RENEE ZELLWEGER IS FLAWLESS
well…. This is awkward. Because she was literally the first thing I thought of when I read this… OOPS
its understandable but i mean like omfg uh perez hilton looks like he’s crying 90% of the time and there was someone on tumblr who posted one of those post cards things and he looked like he was crying but wasn’t
Oh god. Skinny Perez Hilton is the worst. And if I was Perez Hilton, I’d probably be crying all the time because NOBODY LIKES YOU PEREZ HILTON. THEY ONLY USE YOU FOR YOUR GOSSIP.
SHUT UP AND LET ME FUCKING LOVE YOU SETH JESUS YES THOSE ARE THE EXACT FUCKING WORDS HE LOOKS TERRIBLE SKINNY HE SHOULD BE FUCKING BAWLING HIS EYES OUT
YES. YES. MY REACTION TO THIS IS ARIEL’S MERMAID SONG WHERE SHE’S ALL LIKE “AAAHHAHHAAAHHHH AAAHHAAHHAAAHH” I REALLY HOPE YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN BECAUSE THAT WILL MEAN WE ARE SOUL MATES
